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The ATM

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“The HIS and HER Guide to Automatic, Drive Through Cash Machines

HIS:

  1. Pull up to Automatic, Drive Through Cash Machine
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN number
  4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER:

  1. Pull up to Automatic, Drive Through Cash Machine
  2. Check makeup in rear view mirror
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Put keys in handbag
  5. Get out of car because you’re too far from the machine
  6. Hunt for card in handbag
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt In handbag for scrap of paper with PIN number written on it
  9. Enter PIN number
  10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
  11. Hit ‘Cancel’
  12. Re-enter correct PIN number
  13. Check balance
  14. Look for deposit envelope
  15. Look in handbag for pen
  16. Make out deposit slip
  17. Sign checks
  18. Make deposit
  19. Study instructions
  20. Make cash withdrawal
  21. Get In car
  22. Check makeup
  23. Look for keys
  24. Start car
  25. Check makeup
  26. Start pulling away
  27. STOP
  28. Back up to machine
  29. Get out of car
  30. Take card and receipt
  31. Get back in car
  32. Put card in wallet
  33. Put receipt in checkbook
  34. Enter deposit and withdrawals in checkbook
  35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and checkbook
  36. Check makeup
  37. Put car in reverse gear
  38. Put car in drive
  39. Drive away from machine
  40. Travel three miles
  41. Release handbrake”

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