And God said to John, “Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
A: Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? B: I don’t know and don’t really care.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
– Bestlifeonline.com, 40 Hilarious Jokes No One Is Too Old to Laugh At